This guy obviously had a fascination with the Swiss Army Knife as a kid as he single handedly put together the Swiss Army Knife of banking. Starting with a low-end lender in Baltimore, he cobbled together the first great financial supermarket, Citigroup. Along the way, Weill's acquisitions (Smith Barney, Travelers, etc.) and persistent lobbying shattered Glass-Steagall, the law that limited the investing risks banks could take. Rivals followed Citi.

The swollen banks and the plethora of complex financial instruments are now one of the country's major economic problems. Every major financial firm seems too big to fail, leading the government to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to keep them afloat. The biggest problem bank is Weill's Citigroup. The government has already spent $45 billion of our dollars trying to fix it and they are going to have to keep on spending. Here’s an idea - get a Smash Me Sandy and deal to this guy with the repetitive bashing he deserves - just as you are being repeatedly ask to prop up the cluster f&^% of a business he built.